Opinion #10: Radio Stations
by Jennifer Has Opinions
I don’t actually have an opinion about radio stations in general, mostly this is a post about how I think that there should be (at least in my local market) a radio station devoted solely to show tunes. That’s right, show tunes. Like this:
Or best of all, this:
This is what I want to listen to in the car. Not pop country. Not hilariously bad Christian. Not cleaned-up rap, and not Bruno Mars. You already know where I stand on Coldplay. I’m done with soft rock and classic rock and lesbian rock. If I have hear one more boring-ass song from some indie male songwriter that sounds just like all the other boring-ass songs from indie male songwriters, I’ll shove hot pokers into my ears.
I want Broadway. I want it in my car, on shuffle (no cd’s), with advertisements (no iPod). I want it without having to buy satellite radio or figure out Pandora or Spotify. I want to be able to end every commute with jazz hands. And because I am young-ish and American, I feel that I should be able to have what I want.
Anyone out there with me on this? Sometimes a girl just wants to car-waltz. Or better yet, car-dance-battle!